Democratic Foot Shooting Contest, 2008
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Above is an idea for an editorial cartoon. It shows a "Toy Story Woody" Obama and a "General Patton" Hillary engaging in a contest at a county fair. The goal is to see who can last the longest without shooting themselves in the foot. Obama's six-shooters are labeled Rezko and Wright. Hillary's big military gun is labeled "Kosovo snipers". Feel free to render the whole thing more artistically.
This cartoon would be ripe for some Oliphant-style miniature commenters, like a miniature McCain trying to enter the contest with his antique Gatling gun.